Legalese

I are Lawyer Cat

I ARE LAWYUR KAT

Disclaimer

Without taking large doses of melange, I cannot guarantee that my prescience will not be faulty. Thus, I cannot be held liable if the information presented on this blog becomes outdated. However, I don’t mind you pointing it out at all. I might, or might not, correct it.

To err is human! Without godly omnipotence, I say all data and information provided on this blog is for informational purposes only. To my regret, I cannot claim absolute accuracy, completeness, timeliness, suitability, or validity for any information on this site. I cannot be held liable for any errors, omissions, or delays in this information or any losses, injuries, or damages arising from its display or use. All information is provided on an as-is basis.

Any code or downloadable program that I post on this site is for informational purposes only. I cannot be held liable if they suddenly screw up your computer, although I will never consciously post malware and the like. If you do find any, please inform me immediately so we can take the bastards down. Please use your better judgment (and anti-virii) whenever perusing this site, or any other sites on the web! It’s a wasteland out there.

I try to use other people’s images, music, and other media with the proper attribution, but in no case will I pass them off as my own and make money off them in the process. It’s all in the spirit of innocent sharing. In case you are the owner of such media and would like your property to be properly attributed, or to be taken off the blog, please contact me.

This is MY blog, and does not reflect the views of other people or organizations that may or may not be related to me in any way, unless stated otherwise. Links that I post will lead to other websites whose content people might find objectionable. They aren’t MY sites; go complain and sue THEM. I’ll try to warn you if I link to pr0n before hand, because I like pr0n, but you know people… They take offense at the strangest things.

In connection to that, I do not intend to libel, defame or malign anybody. That doesn’t mean that I’m gonna hold back from expressing STRONG opinions about people or things. Again, negative feedback hurts, but tell me anyway if you have a beef with anything I write. Constructive criticism FTW! Now read the next paragraph…

Feedback in the form of comments, pingbacks, likes, retweets, etc. is highly encouraged! That feedback, however, belongs to the commenter, tweeter, like-r, whatever, and not to me. Thus, I cannot be held liable for your abject stupidity, spammage, trollage, and potential illegal activity. I’m all for freedom of speech, but it’s my site, and I have the right to delete your comments whenever I find it offensive, spammy or just plain dumb. I don’t have to inform you in any way either. But, please feel free to lambast me in your own blog.

Disclosure

I might take on paid blogging at times, like writing articles about a particular topic, and will try to be as ethical and fair as possible by disclosing so in the blog entry itself. If there are ads on this site, I might make residual income from them. Entities might send me free stuff, give free perks, the shit, so I can write a review. You know, all that money magic from the web.

I’ll say this now: giving me tons of freebies won’t make me any kinder to your product or service when it’s obviously craptastic. You’re free to sell me the next-gen, improved version though, if you learned something from my review. OTOH if you’re products are excellent, then thank you very much for letting me keep ‘em.

(The last paragraph is a dream… Please help me make it a reality by sending me free stuff.)

Tangent: the best blog disclosure policy evah. And, if you want to do the same on your blog, see these tips on writing a blog disclaimer.

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